Noob Kumquat by Angry Chair Brewing - beer label

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Noob Kumquat

Name: Noob Kumquat
Brand: Angry Chair Brewing
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.1 (37 reviews)

Angry Chair Brewing

Rating

4.1 ★ (37 ratings)

State

Florida

Applicant

Angry Chair Brewing, LLC 4101 N FLORIDA AVE Tampa FL 33603 ANGRY CHAIR BREWING (Used on label)

Date Issued

2023-10-16

About this beer

Angry Chair Brewing, in collaboration with Lowry Parcade, presents Noob Kumquat, a refreshingly tart sour ale weighing in at 5.0% ABV. This vibrant brew is described as a drink with kumquat and marshmallow flavor, though it also contains artificial color. The experience leans heavily into the sour side, balanced by a subtle sweetness reminiscent of toasted marshmallow – though the kumquat provides a prominent citrusy tang. Brewed and packaged in Tampa, Florida, the beer’s ingredients are straightforward, focusing on the core malt, hops, yeast, and defining fruit/flavor additions.

The label itself is a striking piece of pixelated artwork, depicting a retro video game scene with a fierce-looking dragon and a small, determined knight. "Lowry Parcade" branding is repeatedly featured in the background, reminiscent of an arcade game's tile set. Warnings about responsible consumption are presented in a playful, 8-bit font at the bottom of the can, matching the overall aesthetic.